Nate Beaty's Brainfag

Um, so, uh. Yeah, this is my FIRST comic ever in a NEWSPAPER and it's one of the crudest things i've done in a good while. Cracks ME up, tho... What's wrong, sissies? Ain't you never seen an ERECTION before? Or one helmeted by a gigantic, pink plastic glove? Have you even LIVED? Gawd!