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Journal Archives

2008

brainfag is retired 7/12/08
MoCCA bound 6/5/08
I love old Star Trek 5/29/08
My Highschool Paper Ruled 5/19/08
BFF: Brainfag Forever 5/3/08
ASCII Art Master Paul Smith 4/23/08
ROBONATE 4/23/08
The Ultimate Online Art Thievery 4/21/08
Pretty Monsters! 4/18/08
TAX TIME!! 4/12/08
Neckties on the move 3/23/08
Frank Black, can I do your album art, please? 3/21/08
BFF final cover 3/17/08
cords are the bane of the human urban experience 2/24/08
mini kang 2/15/08
Northline by Willy Vlautin (Cover) 2/13/08
inner nates 1/30/08
inner ear thai massage 1/28/08
Surly Soony's Shop of Horror 1/28/08
brainfag: swords and boobs? 1/27/08
why digicams STILL suck 1/24/08
my meme band 1/12/08
Korea comic intro 1/9/08
Northline promo video 1/9/08

2007

corporate sponge bathing 9/29/07
Tony Cheung, LA Fusion and Dreams of Dishwashing 9/22/07
Scatterjabber, Skatecrash, and Skiddleybop + Hungry Doodles 8/4/07
hacksaw buasky vs. mims 7/28/07
Road rage! For real! 7/20/07
coworker appreciation week 7/13/07
Five years 7/9/07
LA Story wasn't kidding.. 6/29/07
Alien Porn Hot Dog 6/18/07
Beautiful, beautiful. 6/11/07
Crash Landing at the Skanky Peppertree 5/28/07
ghetto LA cameraphone journal blurt 5/13/07
New Bike! 4/13/07
LA bound 3/25/07
Dreaming of Neon Green Grass 3/22/07
Zombie Angry Nauseous Nate Eats Grossant Sandwich 3/3/07
drawing under duress 2/27/07
more sketchdump with anti-humor attached 1/25/07
lazyass copout sketchdump #2 vs. top10 linkpimpin 1/15/07
copout sketch dump #1 1/9/07

2006

Another Christmas Survived 12/30/06
All these crusty websites and (empty?) promises of new comics to come. 12/20/06
Internet: the Great Public Domain Clip-art Gallery 12/8/06
Hey Nate! Get to work, chump! 11/21/06
The You-knighted Sedates of Mmm-erica 10/28/06
long, blathering post from s. korea 10/18/06
The sad and slow strangulation of PHP Brainfag 9/28/06
Occiput? 9/1/06
15 years later, I leave the country again... 8/2/06
Black Soldier flies just wanna have fun 8/1/06
Giant Ball of Stress Seen Camping 7/17/06
MB-5-enstein 7/12/06
Mongo Rockshox! 7/10/06
Hypoglycemic Sidenotes and Thoughtcows 5/30/06
Clean humans preach ALL-ONE on crashing Spaceship Earth! 5/29/06
Second busted MacBook Pro gives artist the shits 5/28/06
MacBook Pro Quality Control: pthbbbt! 5/24/06
Usual Strokes and Prods Prove Useless 5/22/06
I'm not the only stressed out geek in Portland 5/15/06
The Blurts of a Closet Apple Junky 5/2/06
Godblast you HBO 4/19/06
Erroneous, but Accurate Enough APE Report 4/11/06
The Great DESTROY BRAINFAG Challenge! 3/30/06
The Slanty Professional Cleanup Angle Method 3/24/06
Stay Upright, Honkeymeat 3/21/06
Thanks to Yogurt and Meat 3/7/06
All doped up and ready to draw 2/19/06
My new snack of choice 1/25/06
I stink at parties 1/22/06
Bah Humblog* 1/14/06

2005

Please stop blaspheming my body 12/19/05
Here Comes Tom Cruise Comix 12/4/05
My new Korean bunyun scraper 11/21/05
Rubbed with Ben Gay and set on fire 11/4/05
The past through 4-D goggles 10/27/05
"Mad" at the "doctor" 10/22/05
Dreaming, sort of 10/5/05
the US-ambivalent honkey 9/24/05
Jerky Brain 9/18/05
Our useless, smirking leader 8/31/05
A brief respite from the code gruel 8/28/05
Cars, cars, cars, America loves cars 8/24/05
Random mail gifts rule the school 8/12/05
Meathead trashpile vs. Teenage girl 8/7/05
Minimum Report 8/2/05
Spiral-Bound is Out! 7/25/05
More hyphenated words bitten off than you can chew on a stick 7/12/05
Zoos & Fruits 7/8/05
Last chortle of my twenties 6/30/05
Death by book cover 6/28/05
Slapping cocks in the summertime 6/19/05
New York in a (fairly large yet non-descript) nutshell 6/14/05
MoCCA ate our table! 6/2/05
I give up 5/26/05
The Thirty Days of PANIC 5/13/05
From BRAINFAG to SNOTRAG? 4/26/05
Feeding laxatives to the TO-DO list 4/19/05
Ivan Brunetti makes me feel good 4/16/05
My Mythological Project 4/6/05
Buh-bye Ass-toria 3/23/05
Must Not Compute No More 3/20/05
Walk at Dusk 3/14/05
Plugs From the Deep 3/10/05
I Will Never Buy Tortillas Again 3/3/05
That White Fuzz Feeling 2/28/05
The Wayfaring Webdesigner 2/26/05
My New Life with the Magic Marble 2/21/05
(Sort of) Back in the DSL Gravy 2/18/05
DSL-less in the backwoods burg 2/17/05
Unlikely Inspiration 2/14/05
Serious kids for stupid comics 2/4/05
Evil landlords suck ass 1/20/05
Ignorance with a bacon-grease glaze 1/17/05
Barbershop Jabber 1/14/05

2004

MERRY XMAS BRAINFAGETTES 12/25/04
Juice Dork Watches Buffy 12/3/04
Silly archives up soon 11/22/04
Computer Rage! 11/18/04
Karl Rove's Magic Data 11/7/04
Dear America 11/4/04
Flemish Buasky-Sarcasm 10/20/04
AGGGH! I'm alive again. Err, with a phone. 10/18/04
Coffee certainly IS Good Food 9/23/04
Gahhh.. I GIVE UP! 6/24/04
Responses to my Invite: 6/2/04
runonsentence ferYOU 5/25/04
blogs are dumb. 5/12/04
New Photo Section 5/5/04
Bwana Ruled King of PDX Comix! 4/26/04
COMIC ART BATTLE! 4/24/04
R.I.P. Brainfag? 3/21/04
But I did fix my laserprinter.. 3/13/04
Master Beaty .. er, Procrastinator 3/7/04
Fonk trio invades ECC 3/3/04
Goodbye Cleo 2/26/04
Happy V-Day Brainfagettes. 2/14/04
DAY 2/10/04
Why aren't our dentists this cool? 2/10/04
SLEEP? FOOD? SEX? BAH! 2/6/04
BREAKING THE THEME 1/30/04
CONTINUING THE THEME 1/21/04
MY FLEETING COFFEESHOP CRUSH 1/20/04
SATAN HAS CHOSEN THE EAST COAST 1/17/04
NO MORE SCRAG 1/10/04
SANFRAN SICKNESS IN PO-LAN' 1/6/04

2003

CONSUME QUICKLY, JESUS IS COMING 12/20/03
MUST WEAN MYSELF FROM PRODUCTIVITY! 12/11/03
YAHOO SUKS BIG SPAM D!K 12/3/03
LET THE WINTER GEEKOUT COMMENCE 12/1/03
COMPUTERS, SUGAR, LOVE 11/19/03
BMX & VIDEOGAMES 11/18/03
ANCIENT TOMES OF TRAUMA FOUND IN BASEMENT! 11/8/03
MY TARZAN FATHER 11/2/03
DORK ARTIST TRAPPED IN ISLAND STORM 10/17/03
PRE-MOISTY NEST HOBBLING 10/4/03
R.I.P. Timmy the Server 9/23/03
I LOVE GIRLS BORED IN UNDERWEAR 9/21/03
BF7 COVER MOCKUP VIA RED BULL 9/12/03
TIMMY: THE WARRIOR WHO RESISTED FILTH 9/7/03
LATE NIGHT PRE-SLEEP SPEW 8/20/03
RUEFUL RUMINATIONS 8/6/03
MY SUMMER, PRIORITIZED 7/22/03
EXCLUSIVE 3-D BRAINFAG PHOTOS 7/10/03
MANMACHINE FOUND CAMPING 7/10/03
ANALYZING CONSUMER THRU PHP BRAIN 6/19/03
BORING?? 6/13/03
COMICS SECTION UPDATED 5/30/03
ILLUSTRATION SECTION UPDATED 5/25/03
MAN/COMPUTER HYBRID SPEAKS 5/16/03

2002

This just in: Nate's a retard 9/16/02
The sun will disappear and everything will die 8/30/02
One lazy-ass colorist 8/16/02
Drawing until my hands bleed 7/31/02
Writing about writing 6/16/02
Sick bear loves city 5/20/02
Awaking groggy and hungover 5/9/02

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Geek Talk

Damn, I fixed my old junk. 6/5/06
Macbook Pro Ghetto Laptop Stand 6/4/06
Ubuntu + Wine + IEs4Linux = happy Natron 5/4/06
CoverFlow icon 2/6/06
Butler: kick-ass OSX app-tool-doohicky 1/21/05
Photoshop Discoveries 1/19/05

Movies and TV

TRANSFORMERS '86: official kvetch #1 12/24/06
Keanu Reeve's minimal acting ability explained 6/9/06
How I was tricked into watching The Island 8/13/05
Firefly 1/20/05
Sky Captain: 2 Hour Screensaver 9/18/04

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