You can't read it but my pin says "shut up and read!" Aaron's knuckles are red from punching people in the face all night. Plaid shirt to my right is Nate, mysteriously cropped from the picture. I need to shave.
Clutch 6/20/05
I was leaning out of the picture making out with Soon Bok...
Hah! Take a look at this letter, from the Mercury, re Aaron's fine cover art. I love it.
"YOU ARE BUG DUMB
DEAR SMIRK-URY: I'm driven to write this letter out of my furiosity at your blatant disregard for scientific fact!--As an amateur entomologist, the cover of your June 16th issue has me madder than a one-winged wasp. --To start, it depicts a ladybug, a centipede, and a SNAIL in close proximity. Snails NEVER hang out with centipedes and ladybugs!--They just don't mix!--Beyond that, they're all more or less THE SAME SIZE!!--Do your cover artists have no sense of proportion?? And then the snail is SMOKING A PIPE, and there's some earwig-looking--thing reading a book. As any biology student can tell you, insects are illiterate. --This is just too much. Please print a retraction, the way WW would, or I'm going to cancel my subscription AND demand my money back!--
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This picture is so TUFF!
That's a lot of plaid!
I miss Aaron.
David is funny
This is the best picture ever!
You can't read it but my pin says "shut up and read!" Aaron's knuckles are red from punching people in the face all night. Plaid shirt to my right is Nate, mysteriously cropped from the picture. I need to shave.
I was leaning out of the picture making out with Soon Bok...
Hah! Take a look at this letter, from the Mercury, re Aaron's fine cover art. I love it.
"YOU ARE BUG DUMB
DEAR SMIRK-URY: I'm driven to write this letter out of my furiosity at your blatant disregard for scientific fact!--As an amateur entomologist, the cover of your June 16th issue has me madder than a one-winged wasp. --To start, it depicts a ladybug, a centipede, and a SNAIL in close proximity. Snails NEVER hang out with centipedes and ladybugs!--They just don't mix!--Beyond that, they're all more or less THE SAME SIZE!!--Do your cover artists have no sense of proportion?? And then the snail is SMOKING A PIPE, and there's some earwig-looking--thing reading a book. As any biology student can tell you, insects are illiterate. --This is just too much. Please print a retraction, the way WW would, or I'm going to cancel my subscription AND demand my money back!--
Portland's Sweetheart "
So.
Much.
Facially.
Hairs.
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